Two retail investors walk into a bar. The first one, looking defeated, slumps onto the stool and orders a Jim Beam on the rocks.

“What’s got you down?”, asked the second.

“Oh nothing. It’s just that I bought $BABA right before the Ant Group IPO”, replies the first.

Shaking his head, the second investor turns away and orders a double Jim Beam on the rocks. Shocked, the first investor turns to his colleague.

“What could possibly have you down worse than I am?”

Throwing back his drink in one fluid, practiced movement, the second investor replies,

“I bought $AZN before the announcement.”