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Aaaand I’m Broku
The gods have spoken! I kid you not I cathartically ordered from my favorite Chinese spot and my fortune cookie 🥠 was this! 
Honestly it’s more of advice than a “fortune” but I’ll take it! 🤣
@strib I had a similar cookie too! Was that the one that's an ad from FTX?
@prometheus it’s from good old China Moon no ad. Just literally the fortune I got with my sesame chicken lol it was just too fitting not to post
At some point I’m told even dead cats bounce. Mr. Market what do you want??? You were down to pay almost $500 a share for the same thing last year!
It’s alright you wanna know why cause your biggest holding is Nvidia and they gonna knock it outta the park for us you know that. Jensen the man
@christian7621 that’s right! Why I don’t own just one stock! But damn what a fall from grace on this one. Brutal.
Worth it for this post?? 😂😭
For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a rip about Roku...Moment of silence for your account ⚰️
Good one broku! I should start thinking about meme's about $U haha
dear lord -26%...I guess making old TVs "smarter" when you have new TVs already "smart" is not the way.